Top 10 Signs You Have a Foot Fetish

The blog below was originally published in Soles of Silk's Column section. It was archived and then republished here in 2016.

David Letterman made the "Top 10 List" on a famous nighttime television event on his talk show. But what if he did a Top 10 List on signs of foot fetishism? It is the question that EVERYONE wants answered... Okay, not really, but nevertheless, I came up with how I think that list would go. So here is a little laugh for all of us foot fetishist:

Top 10 Signs You Have a Foot Fetish

10. Your favorite Olympic Games took place in Seoul, Korea.

9. Your envied Al Bundy on "Married With Children" for working in a women's shoe store.

8. You have all the Little Feet albums.

7. You proposed to your fiance with a toe ring.

6. You prefer a game of footsie to any card or board game.

5. Every Christmas you're disappointed because what you want comes in two stockings!

4. As a child you always wondered what happened to the 7 other little piggies when told the story of the 3 little piggies.

3. Since you were mad about not hearing about those 7 piggies, you preferred the nursery rhyme, "The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe."

2. You always seem to have a strange craving for Tootsie Rolls.

1. You constantly say they should fire Dr. Phil and give the show over to Dr. Scholl's.

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