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Top 10 Signs You Have a Foot Fetish

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The blog below was originally published in Soles of Silk's Column section. It was archived and then republished here in 2016. David Letterman made the "Top 10 List" on a famous nighttime television event on his talk show. But what if he did a Top 10 List on signs of foot fetishism? It is the question that EVERYONE wants answered... Okay, not really, but nevertheless, I came up with how I think that list would go. So here is a little laugh for all of us foot fetishist: Top 10 Signs You Have a Foot Fetish 10. Your favorite Olympic Games took place in Seoul, Korea. 9. Your envied Al Bundy on "Married With Children" for working in a women's shoe store. 8. You have all the Little Feet albums. 7. You proposed to your fiance with a toe ring. 6. You prefer a game of footsie to any card or board game. 5. Every Christmas you're disappointed because what you want comes in two stockings! 4. As a child you always wondered what happened to the 7 other little p